What Is Your Strally Percentage?

Graight Percentage

I am an awkward kid. An awkward kid with some polar opposites. One of these surfaced again the other day after working on my motorbike. I was cleaning my hands with Fast Orange hand cleaner for mechanics that I purchased at autozone. I then noticed it surrounded by my 7 colognes (6 more can be found in a nearby drawer) glass snail decoration, and 3 different hair products.


So this made me start wondering what my Straight / Sally percentage is. Everyone has one. Working on a motorbike and wanting to start a fight after from the testorterone received from fixing my brakes = pretty manly. Colorgne, hair product and decorations = SALLY! Soccer = one of my favorite activities..pretty manly. Feeling like I play better when my socks, boots and horts all match…Sally. I work out. Manly. I don’t wear those cheeseball tight shirts. Also manly.

Friends, family, any body who is so bored you are still reading, I invite you to submit your  Strally™ Straight / Sally percentage (or your Gutch™ Girly / Butch percentage).

Disclaimer. If you claim a less than 5% percentage you are super super gay. If you think playing Soccer is not manly, maybe it is time you step out of Texas. If you work out a lot and are insulted I made fun of your shirt, you can come beat me up at 123 Fake St. Austin Tx

5 Responses to “What Is Your Strally Percentage?”

  1. Kevin Says:
    September 3rd, 2008 at 7:02 am

    How do we calculate it?

  2. Tom From MySpace Says:
    September 3rd, 2008 at 11:50 am

    STRALLY scores are created with a brand new super advanced type of math where you just use your gut feeling based on Straight or Sally things you catch yourself doing. This method is very accurate, usually within .000323 of a percent.

  3. lissie Says:
    September 4th, 2008 at 8:01 pm

    i’ll give the facts and let you decide my gutch percentage on your own…
    girly: likes to wear heels, cries regularly, can feel prettier knowing what’s on underneath, never goes without her toes painted, unintentionally holds pinky out for certain things (including running), feels hurt by 70% strally non-readers, can go from 0-100 on the emotional scale in less than 60 seconds, doesn’t mow lawn, believes in conspiracies
    butch: has been the victor of spitting contests, would choose to be a wrestler over cheerleader ANY day, wears clothes from the hamper, can drink a lot of guys under the table (as of this past year), has a great sense of direction, gets asked to open containers/lift heavy objects by women, would rather not shower daily

  4. lissie Says:
    September 4th, 2008 at 9:09 pm

    alright, alright…so the clothing is more often off the floor and i like blood in sports

  5. lissie Says:
    September 5th, 2008 at 4:45 am

    ps–pink accents on your blog might add to the sally side.

    i also like the flickering “coming soon” and the scroll over message. nice touch, tom.

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