The Punisher Needs Your Help!
Hey kids, I need your help with something I have struggled with for some time. It is finally time to take action and this is my passive aggressive way of solving the problem (Don’t tell my counselor). So last month Dan came up with this idea that we should start checking off how many times each of us do the dishes. This thought blew my mind because this is basically a way of putting your wooden shoe wearing foot into your mouth. Here we are a month later, and I won by 6 or 7. Id post the pic up, but Dan has my camera today 
So I think that there needs to be justice and if there is one thing I have learned from God, it is that he expects us to judge and take revenge on our own based on our emotions. So I need some ideas for fun & fair punishments that I could post reactions on for you all to see. Please submit your ideas or support one of mine.
IDEA 1. Axe Bomb. To clean up their act, wake up before them, find the most obnoxious Axe areosol scent, tape the sprayer down and throw it into their room.
IDEA 2. Mystery Plate. Pick one of their plates, cups or silverware and (choose one –> lick / sit one / bare foot / or leave in my laundry for a day ). Then inform them that this happened to one of their kitchen belongings due to their not carrying their own weight.
Dedicated Readers Read On - I need more help with the details. To be fair, I should do more dishes than Jody or Dan because I use dishes more than them, but I would guess the ratio of dish usage would be Casey 50%, Dan 35%, Jody15%. Also, October scores were Casey - 8, Dan 3, Jody 2. So there is a good chance that this punishment could go to Jody, but Jody is the one who will do the dishes when I let them pile up due to frusteration. Also, Jody usually only contributes cups because the crazy guy never eats here. So how do I make this fair. Also, what is a fair punishment for me if I lose? I do plan to announce to the roomies that there will be a punishment for the loser, but no more details beyond that. Thank you for your input, I am excited to see how this goes.
P.S. Need more help, how do you create page breaks in posts? <br> doesnt work? pressing enter does not work, help a sister out here.
November 9th, 2008 at 7:17 am
oh boy…too much type
maybe another time.
November 9th, 2008 at 7:25 am
actually, i think jody’s frequency based upon your percentages is still ok…he’s doing his “required part”. 7, 4, 2 may be the closest you can get without sharing the task…that might be cute though…you and dan washing together.
“pus your wooden shoe wearing foot in your mouth” cracks me up.
i like the axe bomb.
November 9th, 2008 at 7:36 am
Make that 2 votes for the axe bomb. I think it’s an apt punishment because it can be remedied by a washing. Sure, it’d be washing a person, not some dishes, but still fitting.
November 9th, 2008 at 11:08 am
Lissie - Did you notice the early cut off point where only the dedicated readers need to continue?
Your comment also reminded me that I only want to offer the punishment of someone completely slacks. If it is close, then I don’t think a punishment is needed.
Joy - sweet, that is the one I am most excited to do. And if they don’t learn from that I am going to do it with some sort of insect killer to rid the fruit flys we get in our kitchen…jk
November 10th, 2008 at 7:49 pm
I think true cruelty and punishment would involve a bomb using feminine perfume. A light dusting spray of perfume on a guy may mean he’s been cuddling with his girlfriend/partner. A heavy dose of perfume makes his manhood questioned, and I feel provides a stronger deterrent. I mean, what if Dan and Jody spray the stuff on thick anyway? It wouldn’t really be a punishment, but more like free AXE spray provided by yours truly.
I’m just sayin……….
November 11th, 2008 at 12:08 pm
Ore, this is why you make three times the salary I do, you are brilliant.
November 12th, 2008 at 5:45 am
lol
it’s true. this girl thinks big.
November 17th, 2008 at 1:56 pm
As long as we’re talking about gaseous punishment, I suddenly got the idea for a smoke machine…. It would be hilarious to hear them wake up surrounded by fog.
Smoke machines are expensive, so let me see if I can find any Google DIY home-remedies. Aha DIY smoke machine.
November 17th, 2008 at 2:00 pm
Ah, wait, I guess that just chills the smoke from the existing smoke machine. The idea is the same though. You just have to figure out how to make the smoke and feed it through the chiller.
November 17th, 2008 at 2:02 pm
I especially like the idea of “harmful byproducts.”
November 17th, 2008 at 2:03 pm
Maybe the smoke machine is an ill-fated idea.
November 29th, 2008 at 1:59 pm
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December 6th, 2008 at 1:52 pm
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December 12th, 2008 at 11:17 pm
lol
i didn’t see kevin’s comments before tonight.
haha
December 26th, 2008 at 5:05 pm
try tieing him down to his bed while he is sleeping. then, then with a boombox or something, fill his room with the music he hates the most. Now that is pure torture!