Hey kids, I need your help with something I have struggled with for some time. It is finally time to take action and this is my passive aggressive way of solving the problem (Don’t tell my counselor). (more…)
If there is one thing that is clear just by looking at me, its that I am a rock-star when it comes to the ladies. I credit my skills to various rap artists lyrical dating advice, an extensive 3 girlfriend dating history & my beastly overpowering tattoo. So lets get to business and list my 5 sleazy ways to get chics. (more…)
There really is not much reason to write this story and I wasn’t going to post it until I realized this is my website and I can do what I want. Also I have been slacking and need something new anyway. One of my favorite things happened today. A solicitor contacted me. I love when they do this because I am usually pretty good at messing with them. (more…)
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I am an awkward kid. An awkward kid with some polar opposites. One of these surfaced again the other day after working on my motorbike. I was cleaning my hands with Fast Orange hand cleaner for mechanics that I purchased at autozone. I then noticed it surrounded by my 7 colognes (6 more can be found in a nearby drawer) glass snail decoration, and 3 different hair products.
Can’t mess with this anymore. My lifelong desire of owing a motorcycle came true and a few years earlier than expected. A few months ago my car busted. It was about $600 to fix. That sucks, but it is not the end of the world. Except that I needed every penny I had for my New Zealand trip. (more…)
