You should ship too. Read anything by Seth Godin, Dan Miller or Dave Ramsey.

It has been a  while since I have written and I just want to give a quick life update. I went to tradeshows in Atlanta & Chicago. I love Chicago and you can see one of the reasons why here…

Another reason is deep dish pizza. If anyone wants to get deep dish pizza I am always game! Glad to be home though. This week God is telling me something, but I don’t know what yet. After a week of broken motorcycle & computer, I have a lot of appreciation for many things (including the friends God has blessed me with) and a lot of peace which can be rare. Sorry to get all serious on you there, I did not know it was going to happen either.

the title should be read in a Tony Evans voice (but not yelled surprisingly). It is time to go see him again. It is time to do many things

Thursday, December 18th, a little after 6am (and a 11 hour sleep) I brought my reign of fury. Armed with my digital camera, the most obnoxious aerosol I could find (Pina Colada), and my favorite (and appropriately named) hype song from back in the day (Smell Me – By Christopher Rucker) I proceeded with the plan. Unfortunately I had some video editing issues, so you are going to have to deal with the unedited version, I am sad about this, but these things happen. Also, I must warn you,

there is no climax to this film.

I was prepared for Dan to try to attack me back (even had a towel next to my door so he could not spray me back), but nothing. Dan did not even stop the Pina Colada from spraying.  He just moped in the bathroom without question and started his day. Later when interrogating him, he acted like he could not remember this month he did little dishes or leaving eggs in the sink. JERK! Gotta love him though. I hope you enjoy the footage.

A time is coming when a long awaited and much needed Reign of Fury must be brought down upon an overly deserving person. This time cannot be properly portrayed with only words and images..video was needed.As I was cleaning dishes hoping it would eradicate the stench that seems to be a part of our kitchen now, I came across the unforgivable sin. Soaking for days n our sink was the what you can see below. Pure Nast. Nast far more deserving than the punishment I previously mentioned. This week I plan to carry out that punishment. My fury was so alive in the moment that the camera got scared and turned off. I am hoping for the same fruitful and powerful reign of fury on the chosen day.

Who Am I

Hola people, I was feeling like a crummy blogger and was receiving threats from my biggest fan Ore, So here is my insta post, yor gonna have to deal with it until something exciting happens to me.

So there are 5 pictures below. I found them by thinking of 5 words that represent me. I then entered those 5 words into Google image searches. I then picked my favorite image from the first page of results. There you go. Now can you guess what words I entered? (Hint,the images are named after the word, incase you need to cheat). Let me know if there are any words I should have entered. Thanks all

In other news… The dish tally is going slow this month, but I am still excited to bring some video footage of a good punishment. Just waiting for the right time.

Hey kids, I need your help with something I have struggled with for some time. It is finally time to take action and this is my passive aggressive way of solving the problem (Don’t tell my counselor). So last month Dan came up with this idea that we should start checking off how many times each of us do the dishes. This thought blew my mind because this is basically a way of putting your wooden shoe wearing foot into your mouth. Here we are a month later, and I won by 6 or 7. Id post the pic up, but Dan has my camera today So I think that there needs to be justice and if there is one thing I have learned from God, it is that he expects us to judge and take revenge on our own based on our emotions. So I need some ideas for fun & fair punishments that I could post reactions on for you all to see. Please submit your ideas or support one of mine.

IDEA 1. Axe Bomb. To clean up their act, wake up before them, find the most obnoxious Axe areosol scent, tape the sprayer down and throw it into their room.

IDEA 2. Mystery Plate. Pick one of their plates, cups or silverware and (choose one –> lick / sit one / bare foot / or leave in my laundry for a day ). Then inform them that this happened to one of their kitchen belongings due to their not carrying their own weight.

Dedicated Readers Read On - I need more help with the details. To be fair, I should do more dishes than Jody or Dan because I use dishes more than them, but I would guess the ratio of dish usage would be Casey 50%, Dan 35%, Jody15%. Also, October scores were Casey – 8, Dan 3, Jody 2. So there is a good chance that this punishment could go to Jody, but Jody is the one who will do the dishes when I let them pile up due to frusteration. Also, Jody usually only contributes cups because the crazy guy never eats here. So how do I make this fair. Also, what is a fair punishment for me if I lose? I do plan to announce to the roomies that there will be a punishment for the loser, but no more details beyond that. Thank you for your input, I am excited to see how this goes.

P.S. Need more help, how do you create page breaks in posts? <br> doesnt work? pressing enter does not work, help a sister out here.

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P.S. For anyone who may be concerned, I brush my teeth in the morning too.

If there is one thing that is clear just by looking at me, its that I am a rock-star when it comes to the ladies. I credit my skills to various rap artists lyrical dating advice, an extensive 3 girlfriend dating history & my beastly overpowering tattoo. So lets get to business and list my 5 sleazy ways to get chics.

1. Love Hurts. Get your prospects home & work numbers and sign them up as your primary emergency contact, then find the most hopeless way to mess yourself up.

2. Puppy Love. Steal their pet, then wait for the missing posters. Be sure to have a great story about how you had to rescue the pup from one of those 6 packs rings that those trash hippies always complain about.

3. Mission Numpossible. This one takes some 007 skills. 10 points to write your number on a napkin with awesome sexy name like “Pierce, Magnus or Casey Decker” and sneak it into their purse. 20 points to get into their cell & enter your name.

4. Opposites Attract. No luck with 1-3? Try some reverse psychology and go ahead and get a restraining order against them. If they don’t try to contact you to ask why, try registering them as a sex offender.

5. You didn’t really expect five tips did you?

One of my co workers did something I hope to do someday. She got married. Because she and her husband are cool, I had to make them a good wedding gift. She drinks Rockstar energy drinks all the time, so I made them Wedding Edition CotchStar ™ drinks. Hopefully the text in the images is too small for yall to read anything