5 Sleazy Ways To Get Chics
October 14th, 2008
If there is one thing that is clear just by looking at me, its that I am a rock-star when it comes to the ladies. I credit my skills to various rap artists lyrical dating advice, an extensive 3 girlfriend dating history & my beastly overpowering tattoo. So lets get to business and list my 5 sleazy ways to get chics. Read the rest of this entry »
CotchStar
October 11th, 2008
One of my co workers did something I hope to do someday. She got married. Because she and her husband are cool, I had to make them a good wedding gift. She drinks Rockstar energy drinks all the time, so I made them Wedding Edition CotchStar ™ drinks. Hopefully the text in the images is too small for yall to read anything 
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Porn Dealers & Jesus
October 11th, 2008There really is not much reason to write this story and I wasn’t going to post it until I realized this is my website and I can do what I want. Also I have been slacking and need something new anyway. One of my favorite things happened today. A solicitor contacted me. I love when they do this because I am usually pretty good at messing with them. Read the rest of this entry »
Birthday Invite Project
September 14th, 2008  |
Every now & then I make something that makes my mommy proud. One of my co workers hired me to create this invite & poster for his little sisters 15′th birthday. He gave me a lot of freedom to run with my own style. Check it out. Read the rest of this entry »
What Is Your Strally Percentage?
September 1st, 2008 |
I am an awkward kid. An awkward kid with some polar opposites. One of these surfaced again the other day after working on my motorbike. I was cleaning my hands with Fast Orange hand cleaner for mechanics that I purchased at autozone. I then noticed it surrounded by my 7 colognes (6 more can be found in a nearby drawer) glass snail decoration, and 3 different hair products.
